Congratulations, nothings, you are some kind of Far Eastern representation of a fish or possibly a whale!
You are not anatomically accurate, but you are quite attractive if attached to the scenery as part of an overall decoration scheme. God knows what your progenitor was smoking, but it seems to have turned out okay. You are vulnerable to theft and resale on the international underground artifact market.
From maga_dogg's personalized-results quiz.