not a beautiful or unique snowflake (nothings) wrote,
not a beautiful or unique snowflake

Miss Overheard

Man: When I win the lottery--if I win the lottery--I'm going to buy a big house in Berkeley, and get two rock climbers--two boys.

Woman: Why not a boy and a girl? Then you could breed them and sell them for $1500 each.

[a minute later, as conversation continues]

Me (to myself): Oh. rottweilers
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