So, here you go, I'll do it for you. You can even listen to it on your iPod in secret or something. mp3 of me, reading it. 1MB, length 2:25.
1 In fact, the original The Raven is actually already kind of humorous, since what happens in that is that the narrator, on finding this bird that just always says "nevermore", starts asking it leading questions knowing already what answer he's going to get. It starts out being funny but in the end he can't help but torture himself, so in the end it's sad, but still. All of that is missing from this spoof, which is much shorter.